XKCD is almost always brilliant. Today though struck a chord with me. Lots of people don't get my sense-of-humour and it gets me into trouble relatively often. Usually because it's destructive, derisive, insulting or disruptive. Anyhows... this is exactly what I have to stop myself from doing every time I see a staple gun.
Same here... but I own a staple gun. It's purple, naturally. Oh, and I like your sense of humour.